Disclaimer: Most of these are jokes someone told me, so I’m telling them to you. I do not claim ownership over them. So go on, now that you’ve heard them, tell them forward!


A perfectionist walks into a bar. Apparently, it wasn’t set very high.


The two parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.


I’ve learnt that there are many fans in a stadium, that’s why I don’t go there, I’m an air conditioner.


How much money does a black hole have? A (b)la(c)kh.


Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his (w)rapping skills.


The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.


The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


Looking at my face is like reading in a car. It’s alright for the first 10 minutes, then you start feeling sick.


“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many levels.”


Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.


I have quite a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.


– Naisha Prem, Amity International School, Noida


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