Q: What did one mitten say to the other?
A: I ‘glove’ you.
Q: How did Alexander The Great manage to win all his battles?
A: He had many sleepless ‘knights’.
Today a clown held a door open for me. What a nice ‘jester’!
Q: How did the tall, bald guy get into the rickshaw?
A: Automatically (Auto-mein-takli).
Q: What sound does the T-Rex make at night?
A: A Dino-snore.
Shout out to any person who asks what the opposite of “in” is.
Q: Why does Dwayne Johnson’s ice-cream always melt?
A: Because he’s hot.
Q: What species is a dog who can lift a hammer?
A: A Labra-Thor.
Q: What would you call an under-weight Bruce Banner?
– Saara Mathur, Amity International School, NoidaI like this!