Q: What did one mitten say to the other?

A: I ‘glove’ you.

 

Q: How did Alexander The Great manage to win all his battles?

A: He had many sleepless ‘knights’.

 

Today a clown held a door open for me. What a nice ‘jester’!

 

Q: How did the tall, bald guy get into the rickshaw?

A: Automatically (Auto-mein-takli).

 

Q: What sound does the T-Rex make at night?

A: A Dino-snore.

 

Shout out to any person who asks what the opposite of “in” is.

 

Q: Why does Dwayne Johnson’s ice-cream always melt?

A: Because he’s hot.

 

Q: What species is a dog who can lift a hammer?

A: A Labra-Thor.

 

Q: What would you call an under-weight Bruce Banner?

A: Hulk-a.

 

– Saara Mathur, Amity International School, Noida

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